January 2011
Going to call babe from 11:59 to 12:01
Then I could say that we’ve been on the phone since last year.
It's ironic...
how in fourth and fifth grade, I looked at the “pretty girls” and I wished I could look like them…
A couple years later, I look at them now and see what time has done to them…
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"Tweeting too much."
Honestly, there’s no such thing. If you haven’t noticed, it says “what’s happening?” and that question never disappears. “Something” is always happening, so technically you can tweet 24/7 and it would never be “tweeting too much.” Same goes for your status on facebook. It says “what’s on your mind?” The human mind is...
Just finished making oreo truffles :3
December 2010
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Babe: -talking to himself-
Me: Babey! Stop being so cute x]
Babe: No I’m not.
Me: Yes! You are. You’re so cute!
Babe: >w< Stop making me tingle down my… tingle…
Me: …
When I stalk people's facebooks...
I hate it when I stumble upon one of someone who’s interesting.
They have pictures of them and their friends at the beach, at the mall, and so many other places. All I have is pictures of me.
Then I realize how lonely I am.
& I wish that I could have an interesting life like that.
…but it’s okay because I still have tumblr ♥
Watchhortonhearsahannah:
Have you ever seen a chameleon up close?
WOW.
WatchWell… at least she’s determined to save up… on clothes. -facepalm-
I emailed my teacher my English draft of my Latin...
& I mixed up “your” and “you’re”
TWICE.
It's awkward finding twins.
First you’re at school and you see this one girl. Then you see the same girl in a different outfit, and you’re like WTHELL.
Then you get to know one of them and ask if they have a twin. It’s cool when they yes, but it’s mindfuckery when they say no.
WatchDude guys, what if she does tahitian or poly? Hmmm? Would it be less slutty if she was wearing the outfit? Sheesh guys.
Anonymous asked: OMG I'm reading Crank too :]
I know that's kind of random & whatever. But I saw the 'Crank in my pants' thing & then your workspace. Sooo yeaaah . :]
I know that's kind of random & whatever. But I saw the 'Crank in my pants' thing & then your workspace. Sooo yeaaah . :]
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Me: You’re such a hater.
Babe: I’m not a hater. I’m a lover of all the things about you - huun :)
Me: …SMOOOOTH.
I'm a "nigga," bitches don't mess with niggas.
cmduuh-deactivated20110130 asked: in response to your post with the poor crying cuzco, you're actually quite pretty (:
You asked for a couple of ice cubes, and I ONLY...
Lol.
mattdangg-deactivated20120109 asked: hey.. hey man. take it easy.
To sleep off a hangover...
in Latin is crapulam obdormire.
Crapula is a hangover x]
If past lives were real...
I feel like I’d be someone that worked the gallows during the Holocaust.
…because I’m that fucked up of a person.
You know you're a nerd when...
malamodel:
You’re sitting in class, doing your work, and getting the answers correct like
And then you hear someone yell out the wrong answer, and you’re like
Haha. This I Me!
Sometimes I whisper the answers under my breath. LOL.
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Soon.
I hate it when he says that.
Babe: (3:40) I’ll call you soon.
Me: …
Me: …
Me: (4:30) Hi.
Babe: Hi hun! :)
Me: ….
~
If he doesn’t fix his definition of “soon,” I will do this to him.
Me: -sits on his face and rubs shrimp on his cheeks- (He’s allergic)
Babe: When will this stop!?
Me: …soon.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about taking a piss in public?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about taking a piss in public?
thetallasianchick-deactivated20 asked: Why do you always degrade yourself?
You're a beautiful girl and you shouldn't have to worry.
:)
Also, you and your boyfriend make a cute couple. Just saying...
You're a beautiful girl and you shouldn't have to worry.
:)
Also, you and your boyfriend make a cute couple. Just saying...
thetallasianchick-deactivated20 asked: Why do you always degrade yourself?
You're a beautiful girl and you shouldn't have to worry.
:)
Also, you and your boyfriend make a cute couple. Just saying...
You're a beautiful girl and you shouldn't have to worry.
:)
Also, you and your boyfriend make a cute couple. Just saying...
Anonymous asked: Hi! I just came by to say that no one wants to know anything about you because you're an uninteresting bitch.
-Love, yourself.
-Love, yourself.