February 2011
WatchOMG. I LOVE THIS.
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Zach.
Me: Hey Zach. Guess what.
Zach: What?
Me: IT’S CLEANING TIME.
Zach: What’s cleaning ti-
Me: -throws his face into the floor and cleans the floor with his face.
Zach: =(
Me: LOL. Look at your hair!
Zach: …Aw man, I just used head and shoulders… MY HAIR!
January 2011
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Keep in mind that my brother is only 9.
Brother’s 24-year old friend: Dang, you could be an import model.
Me: … -ignore-
Brother’s 24-year old friend: You should model with my Evo.
Me: … -fake laugh and walk away-
A normal Asian party.
Ladies- Sit around talking. Catching up, gossiping.
Mens-Get drunk, laugh loud, talk, sing karaoke
Teens- Stay in one area, eat , talk.
Little Children- Running around and screaming like there’s no tomorrow.
Grandparents- asking “are you hungry?” ” Did you eat yet?”
When you close the wrong tab
WatchI have no idea what they were saying, but I hope a dysfunctional subway breaks off from the underground and shoots into the sidewalk that they stand on. What I could understand was really mean. They have to learn how to use a camera before they can say “shit.” I was looking up their nose or at their crooked teeth the whole time. If they’re all about Gucci and what not,...
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Anonymous asked: Wow, you seem really mature for your age :)
Anonymous asked: Hello. I'm a different anon, but I want to say that I really admire you. I have a lot in common with you too, and if you don't mind me asking; how old are you?
Meanwhile, in my room....
-check out the window real quick-
-continue-
Anonymous asked: I am a girl :)
If you were one of my neighbors that could see...
You’d probably see me dancing around in my undergarments singing to whatever song is on. I put on my clothes AFTER my hair dries. Considering my hair is getting longer and longer, I get to hang out in my underwear longer :D
Anonymous asked: I'm the anon who sent you the message saying you're worth so much more than a blond, big-breasted, bimbo. And the message saying that I wish I knew you in real life. I can't tell you who I am, cause whenever I do that, people just forget about me. But I just want to say that you aren't alone. I act almost the same as you... I hide everything under a smile, a laugh, and a...
When you finish painting your nails, and you touch...
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If you wish you knew me in real life,
I think you’d be disappointed if you did. The internet is the person that I am on the inside. On the outside, I’m insecure. I put my guard up. I act like I’m the shit or I act like a complete bitch because I’m afraid of how I’d be treated if I didn’t act that way. I even put my guard up around my best friend and boyfriend sometimes. I bite people. I slap people....
Anonymous asked: God, I wish I knew you in real life. I need a friend as good as you right now.
A psychic talking to a ghost...
PSYCHIC: What's the cause of your death?
GHOST: I'm struck by a car trying to save someone..
PSYCHIC: Why did you do that?
GHOST: Cause I don't want my love to get hurt..
PSYCHIC: Maybe she's sad now cause your dead?
GHOST: No, she's happy now..
PSYCHIC: Why?
GHOST: Cause the one that I save.....is the man that she loves..
