Simplest City

snuggul: died

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:55:01 -0700

died

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:52:49 -0700

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

You never sausage a tragic thing

10knotes: “The music is played with the heart and is felt with...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:51:39 -0700

10knotes:

“The music is played with the heart and is felt with the soul”

This is a picture of a brazilian kid who was part of the “cultural group of reggae”, playing his instrument in the funeral of his mentor who saved him from an environment of poverty and crime. He was rescued from the street.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

king-of-thieves: Someone finally said it in a way that can be...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:50:40 -0700

king-of-thieves:

Someone finally said it in a way that can be understood

littleoldcelticheart: screamsofashadow: That moment when you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:45:08 -0700

littleoldcelticheart:

screamsofashadow:

That moment when you realize that the Doctor quoted Toy Story.

holy shit

nazeem38: exxpensiveslang: shroomyloomyland: That awkward...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:44:24 -0700

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:42:07 -0700

I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time

deanisanactualprincess: obiwanjadeobi: A shop in London...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:41:25 -0700

deanisanactualprincess:

obiwanjadeobi:

A shop in London dedicated to everything Doctor Who.

justafanboy: shigeako-cosplay: You just have to believe in it...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:40:45 -0700

justafanboy:

shigeako-cosplay:

You just have to believe in it (2013)

Tardis: shigeako
Ten: kittenwelp

Photos: ireneadlerholmes
Retouch: me

THE AMOUNT OF SHEER ADORABLENESS IS KILLING ME

chillin-and-illin: moirallegianceismagic: ive been waiting my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:40:07 -0700

chillin-and-illin:

moirallegianceismagic:

ive been waiting my whole life for this gifset

My spirit animal.

indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:39:41 -0700

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

i-am-momo-senpai: horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:38:53 -0700

i-am-momo-senpai:

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

I was confused, but then i realized mine swivels around and that’s why I was lost for a minute.

-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:35:41 -0700

-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”

callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:35:32 -0700

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:35:09 -0700

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

submissivefeminist: TW: Sexual Assault A friend of mine was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:34:12 -0700

submissivefeminist:

TW: Sexual Assault

A friend of mine was sexually assaulted out to dinner with a professor. When she told her story to her adviser, a dear friend of ours, she told him she wore a turtleneck and long pants and described her outfit. He cut her off and told her, “I don’t care if you were wearing a fucking bikini—nobody has the right to touch you.”

I think that was the first time in the whole process of talking to cops and administrators about what happened where someone actually told her it wasn’t her fault.

They make it about the clothes, the situation—“Why did you agree to dinner? Why didn’t you take your own car? Did you lead him on? For once, someone made it about her and her rights. I think this helped her most of all in the process. Everyone needs to respond like this to survivors, in my opinion.

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:32:09 -0700

sharonosbourne: thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:30:57 -0700

sharonosbourne:

thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out

palesexuality: cardinal-signs: palesexuality: pandochiisbox: palesexuality: 99 bottles of self...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:29:41 -0700

palesexuality:

cardinal-signs:

palesexuality:

pandochiisbox:

palesexuality:

99 bottles of self hate on the wall

take one down

toss it around

shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit

98 bottles of self hate on the wall

When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?

no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles

this is actually a really good analogy

i try

how to boys

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:29:19 -0700

boobbryar:

foie:

greet

chat

chat

chat

joke

joke

joke

joke

compliment appearance

compliment personality

flirt

flirt

flirt

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

amorous hug

amorous hug

first kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

make out

make out

make out

make out

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference