AP World teacher. I love her.

Guy: Come on, Mrs. _____!

Teacher: Don’t you “come on” me!

-

Teacher: In a second, I’ll let you get into your partner.

Spam~~~

Babe: -20 messages saying: Can we call?-

Me: You suck at spam

Babe: -20 messages saying: Can we call?-

Babe: You suck at replying

Worst lunch ever.

Me: -gets in line-

Guys that come up behind me: Gosh, I hate it when ugly girls cut.

TT^TT

~

Me: -still standing in line-

Guys: wthell is that?

Me: -turns around to see oral medicine on the floor-

Guys: woah, someone’s been sucking.

TTTTTTTTT^TTTTTTTTTTT

omg.

Me: -calls babe-

Babe: -sleepy- hello?

Me: -trying to be cute- Hey, I just called to ask when we’ll be calling tonight.

Babe: Uhm.. 7? -hangs up-

Me: … okay

Hey mom

Me: I’m dating a guy that’s 26 years old.

Mom: As long as you’re happy.

Me: THAT’S NOT THE REACTION THAT I WOULD GET IF I WALKED INTO THIS HOUSE WITH A 26 YEAR OLD GUY. 

babeee

me: -steps out of the shower- … -gets a call from babe-

babe: come outside

me: i just got out of the shower

babe: come outside

me: i just got out of the shower

babe: come outside

me: should i get dressed

babe: i’m outside

me: okay

LOL.

Blake: What’s your GPA? Weighted

Me: Uhh.. 4.85 ish

Blake: That’s sexy.

definitely.

OMG. WTH. A;KFA;LDSKFAS;DLKF

I’m on the phone telling babe I’m hungry and 30 minutes later…

Pizza Delivery Guy: Hi, I have a delivery for Princess Dafhney.

Me: O.O Well… I guess that’s me.

SWCTA

-me and ash walking around-

Ash: Wow, you can take graphic design here? Cool.

Me: Mhm.

Ash: When was this school built? Wow. Why don’t  you go here?

Me: I wasn’t accepted…

Ash: Well… it smells like fart anyway.

nice save -.-

Getting hit on.

Me and Danielle are sitting at a table at TS, and 2 boys walk up to us.

White kid: Hey, you wanna watch a movie with us?

Me and Danielle: -beat around the bush and talk about other stuff-

Mexican kid: Would you suck his dick?

Me and Danielle: ._.

White kid: So…. do you like wiener?

Me and Danielle: What?

White kid: -names off clever slang for penis until…- You know, that sweet provolone.

Me and Danielle: …isn’t that cheese?

Cum. lulz

Me: Babe. Cum on my face. …. it reduces wrinkles.

Babe: I’d be happy to CUMply ;) 

punny.

Texting some guy.

Me: Soo… do you have any celebrity crushes?

Him: I would have to say Ariana Grande

Me: Lol, she’s cute x) And super good at singing!

Him: Yeah, she is. And she’s not anerecix.

~

…nice try.

My brother is teaching me how to play minecraft.

-on survival mode-

Zach: You have to build shelter.
Me: How do you build shelter?
Zach: You have to mine blocks.
Me: How do you mine?
Zach: You’ll need to craft a pickaxe.
Me: How do you craft a pickaxe?
Zach: You’ll need to build a crafting table.
Me: How do you build a crafting table.
Zach: You need to mine.
Me: HOW DO I LIVE?

~

-still playing-

Me: Can you mine flowers?
Zach: Yes.. but they’re useless. You have to build shelter.
Me: I need blocks.
Zach: Well go look for some.
Me: OH. I SAW ONE.
Zach: …. THAT’S A PIG. DAMNIT DAFHNEY. YOU HAVE TO BUILD SHELTER BEFORE NIGHTFALL OR YOU’RE GOING TO DIE.

Filipino class = Key Club

Freya: -talking to me- I have filipino class after school.

Girl behind me: I was thinking of joining that!

Freya: what?

Girl: Yeah, what’s it called again?

Freya: … filipino class?

Girl: No. OH! Key club! 

omg x)